Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Rejected

I filed my taxes yesterday.... Today I got the "Your Return Has been Rejected" email..

Fucking figures... The same SSN cannot be claimed as a deduction on two different returns regardless of what it's for... Upon further investigation, what that email should have said was:

Mr. OG,
Your tax returns have been rejected because you cannot win. You have filed a return with a legitimate and legal deduction for Day Care expenses that you have paid. What you seem to not understand, is that our archaic laws are designed to make sure that you pay DEARLY for marrying the wrong person.

We fully understand that you have paid over $12, 000 towards your children and that you still have to pay taxes on that and that your Ex does not have to pay taxes on it even though she will spend it as she pleases... Child support is not considered income on her end regardless of it's use. She does however, get to use any and all expenses regarding your children as deductions on her taxes indifferent to how much you have financed.

We also failed to mention that she gets to write off property taxes and mortgage interest paid even though she not only abandoned the property in the PREVIOUS tax year, she also did not contribute a single dime towards any of the loans that she took out. We also made sure that we taxed you on your bank accounts that were locked because of her non payment, and on behalf of the lender, we thank you for paying those loans.. but no, you can't deduct shit... It's what you get for getting married. So HAHAHAHAHA

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